Worst Submissive In The World - June

It’s that time of the month again. No not yet, or at least i hope not. It’s time to unveil the June winner of Command Performance’s WORST SUBMISSIVE IN THE WORLD, where we expose the (huh huh) shortcomings of some unfortunate sub while trying to teach something to the unenlightened. Which maybe you are, maybe you aren’t, we’re not judging. It happens sometimes, even to those with the best of intentions, really. It does, Some people don’t understand. Right, Lady Regina?

“You mean like when not knowing to shut the fuck up, christina?”

Yes, Mistress.

“Exactly. So anyway, recently I had this male submissive come down to the dungeon with the wish of becoming one of our house slaves. He loved servicing a strict mistress, or so he said. Once I began telling him what my expectations of any house slave are, he began to sound like Amy Winehouse, singing ‘No, no, no.’ It seemed like he wanted to be my slave except for the small part of actually doing slave-type work! He didn’t even want to help clean the dungeon, which is at the minimum of requirements, along with following my every instruction without question, assisting all dungeon mistresses in their basic needs and…and…and not playing with a box of dildos when I asked you twenty minutes ago to go wipe down the spanking horse, christina!

Sorry Mistress. I’ll put my toys away now and get to work.

“Yes, go do it now. Look, if someone wants to be a house slave, I am willing to train them in the ways and means of such a role. But you had better be ready to serve! If not, then being a house slave is not for you. Maybe some other role within the lifestyle is well suited for them and obviously I hope they find that role and the joy in it. However, the role of house slave means you are exactly that. You belong to the house, and you will perform some slave labor.”

This is definitely true. It’s too bad that this sub understand, because he could have been rewarded with the wonderful strict attention of the dungeon mistresses. As it is, the only reward he’ll get is being named this month’s Command Performance WORST SUBMISSIVE IN THE WORLD!

Now, where did I put those wipes?

INTRODUCING - The Worst Submissive In The World!

Hey All, it’s christina da house slut here to introduce you to a new feature on the Command Performance Newsletter – it’s time to unveil this month’s WORST….SUBMISSIVE…IN THE WORLD!!!!!
Yes, the purpose of this feature is to point out the failings of some poor sub who really, really didn’t have a clue as to what they were doing, as well as make you laugh and perhaps teach you something in the process. So, let’s turn it over to CP’s A#1, Lady Regina.

“Last month, we had a gentleman come in for a private session. His interest in exploring the lifestyle seemed sincere and honest, and he might’ve developed into usable pain slut in time with the proper skill reinforcement. However, it probably came to a crashing halt for him about twenty minutes into my introductory interview.”

Hmmm….i’m always a fan of hearing about someone crashing and burning. What happened, Lady Regina?

“At the end of the interview, I asked him if he had a safe word picked out. He said that he did, and I asked him what it was. He said he wanted it to be ‘Please Mistress.’ I was actually speechless for a minute. ‘Please Mistress?’ How in the hell I am supposed to tell if I’m hurting someone if the safe-word or phrase they use is something I expect them to say in the course of conversation? I know the difference between giving a submissive ‘good-pain’ and ‘bad-pain’. But I can’t tell what they’re personally experiencing if they say something that only encourages me to bring it harder. I mean, you have a proper safe-word, don’t you christina?”

Um, yeah, i do. i can’t recall what it is right now because i don’t really use it.

“That doesn’t surprise me. Well, anyway, when I actually regained the ability to speak, I told him under no uncertain terms that that was the absolutely worst safe word I’d ever heard and he’d have to pick out a new one. He seemed taken aback by this, but if he wasn’t ready for a strict reprimand from me, than he had really no clue what he was getting himself into.”

So, what’s the lesson here, Lady Regina?

“Put some thought into your safe word! Lots of people use ‘red,’ the color of a traffic ‘STOP’ sign. Other people will use a word or phrase that never would come up in the course of a pain scene - like ‘banana’ or ‘pencil’ or ‘Eliot Spitzer’ - something so out of place to the moment that it’s very introduction indicates that something is wrong. Either way, have one prepared and agreed upon before starting any type of session or scene. It’s necessary…and not exactly rocket science.”

Unfortunately, our unnamed, unknown and since-that-day unheard from submissive didn’t know that. He may have lost Lady Regina’s interest that night, but today he’s a winner – he’s this month’s official Command Performance….WORST….SUBMISSIVE…..IN THE WORLD!