Worst Submissive In The World - June

It’s that time of the month again. No not yet, or at least i hope not. It’s time to unveil the June winner of Command Performance’s WORST SUBMISSIVE IN THE WORLD, where we expose the (huh huh) shortcomings of some unfortunate sub while trying to teach something to the unenlightened. Which maybe you are, maybe you aren’t, we’re not judging. It happens sometimes, even to those with the best of intentions, really. It does, Some people don’t understand. Right, Lady Regina?

“You mean like when not knowing to shut the fuck up, christina?”

Yes, Mistress.

“Exactly. So anyway, recently I had this male submissive come down to the dungeon with the wish of becoming one of our house slaves. He loved servicing a strict mistress, or so he said. Once I began telling him what my expectations of any house slave are, he began to sound like Amy Winehouse, singing ‘No, no, no.’ It seemed like he wanted to be my slave except for the small part of actually doing slave-type work! He didn’t even want to help clean the dungeon, which is at the minimum of requirements, along with following my every instruction without question, assisting all dungeon mistresses in their basic needs and…and…and not playing with a box of dildos when I asked you twenty minutes ago to go wipe down the spanking horse, christina!

Sorry Mistress. I’ll put my toys away now and get to work.

“Yes, go do it now. Look, if someone wants to be a house slave, I am willing to train them in the ways and means of such a role. But you had better be ready to serve! If not, then being a house slave is not for you. Maybe some other role within the lifestyle is well suited for them and obviously I hope they find that role and the joy in it. However, the role of house slave means you are exactly that. You belong to the house, and you will perform some slave labor.”

This is definitely true. It’s too bad that this sub understand, because he could have been rewarded with the wonderful strict attention of the dungeon mistresses. As it is, the only reward he’ll get is being named this month’s Command Performance WORST SUBMISSIVE IN THE WORLD!

Now, where did I put those wipes?