A glimpse of My rarely seen and even more rarely discussed obssesive and geeky side

So just recently a friend and I were talking about the 1999 David Croenenberg film Existenz  and how trippy and omnious it looked and felt. It's definitely the creepy body-horror type Cronenberg and I need to see it again. Im obsessed with reading interpretations and discussions about it on the internet but most of all Im obsessed with the body ports and the controllers that look like a hybrid of  a living thing and a sex toy of some mysterious sort.

 I then randomly learned while scrolling thorugh my Tumblr of the Dragon Dildos which I guess are an internet meme but are also for-real awesome and insane looking dildos that I totally want and actually kind of remind me of Existenz and also of the only dream I had about having a penis of my own. But it gets better because the site where I found these bad-dragon.com is so awesomely fucking demented I can hardly stand it. As cool as the toys are the accompanying "product descriptions"(and I use the term loosely) are mind blowing. It's hilarious and totaly entertaining and is my latest obsession. I showed em to Lady Lotus and we are both on  a mission to aquire some of these amazing and fantastic things and then -what else! strap em on and tear someone up like angry dragons!

Run, my minions and gather these things for Me! Muahahaha

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