Friday, May 9, 2008

INTRODUCING 20 Lashes - Mistress Brittany

Hey all, it’s christina da house slut, here for the first ever episode of 20 Lashes, where we get into the mind (and other interesting parts) of fellow fetishists. Today, we’re talking with one of my personal heroes and the woman i want to be when i grow up, Mistress Brittany.


1) For all the readers who don’t know you, tell us something about yourself.

“I’m an experienced domme, with knowledge and experience in many forms of domination and pain. There’s very little I haven’t done – or done better. I have the abilities that only come with loving what you do. That’s why I like being at Command Performance. To be a part of this dungeon, you’d better be amongst the best otherwise you won’t be here very long.”

2) Is that what drew you to coming to Command Performance?

“Absolutely. I’ve known Lady Regina for a long time and her passion and drive in the dark arts match mine very well. Think about it, no one wants to be with a mistress who isn’t sure of herself or her love for the feel of a flogger in her hands.”

3) Hmmm, flogging. Is that something you enjoy doing a great deal?

“Oh yes, I love the power that it gives me, extending my strength past my hand and on to my subject’s body. It’s a lot of fun, but it still ranks behind a good over-the-knee spanking on my personal list of favorite practices.”

4) OTK spankings are hot. What tools do you like to use for that?

“Paddles and hairbrushes work pretty well, but from my experiences, nothing beats a good, bare hand. I mean, I’ve had my ass made red a few times recently and the sting from skin-on-skin is like nothing else."

5) Wait, you like to be paddled? So you’re a switch?

“Yes, as much I love giving out the pain, I don’t mind getting it at times either. But the person had better have a clue as to what they’re doing. I won’t let just anyone take me over.”

6) Gee, could i do that some day?

“Next question, Christina.”

7) Oh well, it was worth asking. What is something that a submissive can do to gain your favor?

“Be attentive and take my time seriously. My abilities are not something to be ignored or treated like common rubbish. If you are attentive, then I promise that you an experience like no other, but it’s nothing something I just give away.”

8) What should they avoid doing, or else lose your favor?

“Ask me for my time and then treat it half-heartedly. I don’t mind novices, we were all ones once and we’re all always learning new things. If you have the right attitude, then I’ll work you through your growing pains. But if you act like you don’t care and don’t do what I ask of you, then I’ll cast you aside. Banks don’t give away cash, jewelers don’t pass out free gold, and I don’t do handouts either.”

9) Name one practice that you’ve changed your opinion on.

“Water sports. At first, I was like, ‘Ick, no way, uh-uh, not happening.’ Forget the sanitary issues for a second, it’s just messy! But I had this one submissive who wanted to drink my golden stream, and he had really done everything I’d asked of him up to that point, gone above and beyond what many submissives offer. So I figured, for this person, I would do it. I gotta admit, it was really hot! I’ve always been into dishing out humiliation, but having him at his most vulnerable and me demonstrating my ‘disgust’ for him in that way was just unreal.”

10) So you would do it again?

“Sure. Why, are you thirsty Christina?”

11) Maybe later, but i’ll stick with my Diet Pepsi for now. Okay, now for some off the wall questions. Who is your personal hero?

“Bettie Page. She was hot, sexy and ahead of her time. Every domme and diva owes her a huge debt of gratitude.”

12) Leather or lace?

“Leather for me, lace for my submissives. I love a man who looks like a woman.”

13) Dogs or cats?

“Dogs. My chow Cheaslie is the love of my life.”

14) Broward or Palm Beach?

“Love them both, but I’m rather well known in some of the gay bars in Boynton and Delray for being a fun-loving gal and an excellent paddler of bare asses. So I’ll say Palm Beach.”


15) Younger or older?

“Age doesn’t matter to me, attitude does. Some young guys are attentive and want to learn, while others think because they’ve got a hard body they don’t have to try as hard. Older guys, even with a pair of love-handles or some wrinkles, can be just as good as any 20ish male.”

16) Who would you most like to dominate – Hillary, Obama or McCain?

“I’d love to dominate any one of them frankly. They’re all in positions of power – one of them to be the next leader of the free world – and to have any of them lick my boots or kiss my whip would be amazing. But, if given the choice, I’ll go with Hillary, because I don’t get to dominate women as much. Maybe I could make her and Cindy McCain submit to me at the same time, that would be hot.”

17) Maybe, but i’m not going to think about that too long lest i do irreparable damage to my libido.

“Probably a good idea.”

18) Are there any new fetish practices that you want to introduce?

“Yes! I’ve recently been toying with the idea of RAT PLAY!”

19) ‘Rat Play’? i’m simultaneously excited and afraid to ask, what exactly is that?

Well, I recently had this submissive who came in for a session and he had this really bad, hair and all-gnarly-like mole on his body, I won’t say where. Anyway, I told him how gross looking it appeared and that I should have a rat chew it off. He wanted me to do it! He wanted me to get a rat and smear like Smucker’s on the mole and have a rat gnaw it off! When I told this guy friend of mine about it, he said that the idea sounded interesting to him and might like to have it done. I decided long ago not to have any hang-ups about what ever gets people off, and if someone wants to feel like a giant block of cheese and that makes them excited, who am I to judge? Now I just need to get a rat.”

20) Well, i hear that there are plenty in Fort Lauderdale – available with either two or four legs. Is there anything you’d like to say in closing?

“To all the freaks and fetishists out there – I’m here and I’m waiting. The next move is all yours….”

INTRODUCING - The Worst Submissive In The World!




Hey All, it’s christina da house slut here to introduce you to a new feature on the Command Performance Newsletter – it’s time to unveil this month’s WORST….SUBMISSIVE…IN THE WORLD!!!!!
Yes, the purpose of this feature is to point out the failings of some poor sub who really, really didn’t have a clue as to what they were doing, as well as make you laugh and perhaps teach you something in the process. So, let’s turn it over to CP’s A#1, Lady Regina.

“Last month, we had a gentleman come in for a private session. His interest in exploring the lifestyle seemed sincere and honest, and he might’ve developed into usable pain slut in time with the proper skill reinforcement. However, it probably came to a crashing halt for him about twenty minutes into my introductory interview.”

Hmmm….i’m always a fan of hearing about someone crashing and burning. What happened, Lady Regina?

“At the end of the interview, I asked him if he had a safe word picked out. He said that he did, and I asked him what it was. He said he wanted it to be ‘Please Mistress.’ I was actually speechless for a minute. ‘Please Mistress?’ How in the hell I am supposed to tell if I’m hurting someone if the safe-word or phrase they use is something I expect them to say in the course of conversation? I know the difference between giving a submissive ‘good-pain’ and ‘bad-pain’. But I can’t tell what they’re personally experiencing if they say something that only encourages me to bring it harder. I mean, you have a proper safe-word, don’t you christina?”

Um, yeah, i do. i can’t recall what it is right now because i don’t really use it.

“That doesn’t surprise me. Well, anyway, when I actually regained the ability to speak, I told him under no uncertain terms that that was the absolutely worst safe word I’d ever heard and he’d have to pick out a new one. He seemed taken aback by this, but if he wasn’t ready for a strict reprimand from me, than he had really no clue what he was getting himself into.”

So, what’s the lesson here, Lady Regina?

“Put some thought into your safe word! Lots of people use ‘red,’ the color of a traffic ‘STOP’ sign. Other people will use a word or phrase that never would come up in the course of a pain scene - like ‘banana’ or ‘pencil’ or ‘Eliot Spitzer’ - something so out of place to the moment that it’s very introduction indicates that something is wrong. Either way, have one prepared and agreed upon before starting any type of session or scene. It’s necessary…and not exactly rocket science.”

Unfortunately, our unnamed, unknown and since-that-day unheard from submissive didn’t know that. He may have lost Lady Regina’s interest that night, but today he’s a winner – he’s this month’s official Command Performance….WORST….SUBMISSIVE…..IN THE WORLD!